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Bring you food so we can celebrate (slrpnk.net)

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[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We don't know how long they've been together.

I would not want my first meeting with someone's mother to be on their deathbed. And as a grown woman, I wouldn't want my son's new piece of ass at my deathbed, either.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I definitely was a weirdo who didn't understand this. Girl I dated for two weeks shared she wasn't available because of a funeral and my stupid horny ass said, "I can go with you. It'll be like a date."

And she had every right to give me a wtf face.

And that's when I learned time and place.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I did it the other way. My grandmother was dying in the hospital and I invited a girl I'd gone on maybe two dates with to the vigil. She was like "uh ... no?" and I never heard from her ever again. And rightfully so.