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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] heckypecky@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude coca tea tastes so good. I drank it all the time when I was in Bolivia. It has nowhere near the stimulating effect like coffee. To get that, you have to chew it with some ash, lijta, to get the chemicals.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well all I can say was that was my experience with what I used to have. Tasted awful, more powerful than coffee, no jitteriness.