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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe he'll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, they are studded...

And PURPLE!