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[–] n1ck_n4m3@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You think vd dunce is going to be any better for the USA than discount orange hitler?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe he'll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I mean, they are studded...

And PURPLE!

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thats why you have to hope for both to die ~~of old age~~