Gay is like highlander. You have to confront all the other gays until there is only one gay left and they are the gayest. Idk what happens then I haven't seen any highlander movies in years.

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How does that work out, massive orgy and the one with the highest body count is champion? Whatever it is sounds pretty based

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well for men gays they fight with their penises and if they don't got penises they get strap-ons. For lady gays they duke it out with their boobies and those without get a funny t-shirt

All the ones who feel like they don't fit in either camp are judges.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then you become everything and can use psychic gay powers to make everyone gayer

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Like Akira style or more of a JC Denton thing?

(These references are so dated but I literally can't think of two other stories where the MC eventually becomes god-like)

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

No that's literally what happens at the end of Highlander.

Oh also now you can make babies too, that also happens on Highlander.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Okay I literally just remembered, gay highlander is literally a cumtown bit (cw: cumtown)