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Videogame development times are getting out of control
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this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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I almost do too. They've got a lot of my NES era favorites like Contra and Ninja Gaiden, Metal Gear which is a series I hold very very deeply to my heart, I wouldn't br posting here if they didn't push me in a direction as an early teen. And then there's silent hill. Don't even get me started on castlevania. Konami owns a lot of my favorite vidya series
Ninja Gaiden belongs to Tecmo Koei, not that they're doing much with it or Dead or Alive anymore
hey shut up i'm trying to develop a video paremovedo machine over here!!!! holy crap what profits!!!!
edit: hexbear hates pachislot
Ohhh! I had to play slur wheel of fortune there. As far as Konami goes, they should give me their properties cause I know what to do with all of em. Including not making any more metal gear games except one that I'll call MGS6: The Metal Gear and it will just be a disc containing a video of me reading an affidavit that metal gear ended with mgs3 and there was no 4 or 5 and peace walker is on thin fucking ice. Then it would show Hideo Kojima signing it at gunpoint (I'd use a prop gun), then I'd let him make whatever he wants and keep kojipro for himself and just kinda give him whatever he asks for. I'd be so busy making awesome 2d sidescrolling action games that cost like $5 and a new one is out every few weeks cause I've got modern day Konami just making snes level games. Really the only high budget thing would be Silent Hill and I'd hire fucking David Lynch to write it before emphysema gets him
can i support you on kickstarter or change dot gov or what how do i make this happen
You'll need to infiltrate Konamis headquarters on Shadow Moses Island and destroy the final weapon, capitalism
This is 12022081631, I'm in front of the disposal facility.
Age hasn't slowed you down one bit