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submitted 2 months ago by LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net to c/science@lemmy.world

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[–] oyo@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't the men who were "best" at masturbation have the fewest children?

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, they wouldn't. What does "best" mean in this context, anyway?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Obvs strongest penis grip.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He means they wouldn't need women, because they were THE BEST!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.

[–] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.

[–] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Get that diamond dick brother