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Anon tries to be funny (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 61 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Little mouse got big ears.

I'd like to give her the gom jabbar human test.

Take her out to the desert to show her some spice.

She can stay in my sietch, and ride my sand worm.

Is... is that a thumper? No. But someone is summoning a worm.

If she was an Honored Matre I'd call her Mother Commander.

You know what the Bene Gesserit would say? She's a breeder.

Sea Child, let's go for a swim.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 25 points 3 months ago

This whole post got effortlessly outmatched by a shitposter i saw calling the bene gesserit 'the milf illuminati'

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

She fear on my mind killer till I remain

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bless my coming and her going

I am the Jizzatz Hardasrock!

The slow blade penetrates the thong

I'd let her wash over me and through me

I'd bomb her hideout like Baron Hard-bonin'

Wormsign at pants o'clock!

Spunkin' Ride-a-ho, what word do you bring from the wilds of Asscrackis?

'Thopter? I just met her!

I'd drink her stillsuit water

Damn, that girl forgot to walk without rhythm and attracted my worm

Watch out, there's gonna be a Spice Bloom down south

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.

I'm a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I'm HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.

It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?

I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.

I'll bang the abominations out of her.

I'll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we'll put the yes in a No ship.

You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Want to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

You would make a wonderful bendy Tleilax facedancer.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So did you get fired, or...?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

prompting others to out Dune me but whatever, take it the wrong way if you want

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sex

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One day friend... one day. Stay away from my daughter though.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Girl are you on the golden path, because I've been seeing you all night

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'd jabbar her gom...?

I'd share my water all over her...?

(Okay, not the best but I haven't read that book in ages.)