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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to be funny (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bless my coming and her going

I am the Jizzatz Hardasrock!

The slow blade penetrates the thong

I'd let her wash over me and through me

I'd bomb her hideout like Baron Hard-bonin'

Wormsign at pants o'clock!

Spunkin' Ride-a-ho, what word do you bring from the wilds of Asscrackis?

'Thopter? I just met her!

I'd drink her stillsuit water

Damn, that girl forgot to walk without rhythm and attracted my worm

Watch out, there's gonna be a Spice Bloom down south

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.

I'm a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I'm HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.

It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?

I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.

I'll bang the abominations out of her.

I'll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we'll put the yes in a No ship.

You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Want to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

You would make a wonderful bendy Tleilax facedancer.