z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Black & Decker dildos

[–] z500@startrek.website 75 points 2 years ago (9 children)

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

I just make it a once a month thing to mitigate the damage

[–] z500@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

We do love our adorable little psychopaths

[–] z500@startrek.website 0 points 2 years ago

Burnt to perfection 🖤

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I, too, become erect by swiveling my penis 180°

[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I tried to install a package and apt started uninstalling my desktop. Maybe if I didn't panic and hit Ctrl-C I would have gotten all the packages it was removing replaced with shiny new ones? I doubt it somehow.

All the customization you can do is neat, but after that I was pretty much done with fiddling with my OS and finding FOSS versions of stuff I was already used to and wanted something that would just work. These days I have a small form factor PC with Mint that I run some server apps on, but I'm holding off on making it my daily driver again until Microsoft really puts the screws on the consumer.

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

I love his antennae

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

The original spell ends in XcQ, as in "XcQ, I see you". This is a falsified spell.

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

There it is, the one I've been waiting for.

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For me it was gay sex that did it

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