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Individuals displaying mischievous, spiteful, or teasing behavior in a playful manner, rather than engaging in genuinely cruel actions.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"Adult size diapers (extra thick)"

"Sheep pleasuring kit"

"Vampire grooming kit"

"Fake muscles (pump included)"

"My Little Pony Sex Doll"

"Neighbour surveillance kit (now with improved directional microphone)"

[–] HelloHotel@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You laugh, but I have encoumtered wierder and have seen at least one of these things on shadey online marketplaces.

[–] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What would make a dildo "industrial strength"? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.

[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Industrial strength can mean two things here. Either it's the size of the dildos, or it's the fact that they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end without noticeable material degradation.

Possibly both things.

[–] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end

Great. Now I have MORE questions!

[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Likely polished stainless steel with a replaceable silicone sheath over top of it.

[–] 6mementomori@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

you can't figure it out, it's a trade secret smh

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

I've heard there are companies that provide novelty packaging like this. Best to send it with signature required.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Is it empty? Because if it is that would make me so mad if you put it on my porch.

[–] Simplesyrup@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

The most descret packaging

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Black & Decker dildos