I doubled up a number a while back so now we skip forward lol
i feel like every time i try to watch weekend update that one guy (the one who isn't scarjo's husband) makes a misogynistic statement and everyone pretends like it's a joke for some reason and i quit watching snl to do something much richer with my one wild life
average man in the suburban midwest tbh, just add some wraparound sunglasses and poorly maintained facial hair and you've got a portrait in 4k
realized I only had ~100 days left to post this now that he dropped out of the race lol
yeah, we get it, you make your own coffee in the morning smh
huh. how mundane. not the prophecy that google translate augured smh
an intelligent, nuanced take in a shitpost space that recognizes the importance of touching grass and loving your neighbor and building structures of mutual aid? I didn't think I'd live to see the day 😍
A few years ago I read Tuck Everlasting with my middle school students and had them brainstorm a momento mori phrase we could write and put next to the clock by the door, as a reminder that both death was coming and that the more they wished time would go by for class to be over, the more their very lives passed them by. We did a little poll, one phrase won, and I put it up on posterboard by the clock. Only thing is, I can’t remember the phrase. How I wish I could. But time wears away at us all and robs us of the little things, these little memories that make us ourselves, until we exit life as the same tabula rasa we were at birth. Like waves slipping in, and out, leaving nothing but smooth sand left in their wake; a half memory of what used to be, as the cycle of life and tine churns ever on.
so is ur mom 😎
68.93.147.136
Louisville, Kentucky, USA
Latitude: 38.2541
Longitude: -85.7594
Provider: AT&T ...
damn I wish I still taught middle school ELA just so that I could pop out this bad boy and make all my students cringe smh
the wonderfully bizarre amount of detail (like the reporters on camera right outside the site) is what makes it so good to me