readoncontradiction

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[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

I met Speed once in Dublin, I violently pushed my way through a crowd of twelve year olds that were yelling the nword to see Speed, he was in a car surrounded by a security detail of big black dudes wearing sunglasses, I ran up to the car and pressed my face up to glass cracking it and leaving a bit of blood on the window. The security detail threw me to the ground but were overwhelmed by the twelve year olds. It was absolute chaos, I was about to be trampled to death like it was a South Korean Halloween Party, until Speed rolled down the window, climbed through it, and started barking like a dog on the roof of his car. The crowd of racist twelve year old fell silent as Speed went on a long rant about being the son of Ronaldo, I managed to get up during this, and I immediately charged him asking for a selfie. The car drove off with Speed still on the roof, he fell off, and was torn limb from limb by his rabid fans, I got a lock of his hair. Overall I would say he is a pretty cool dude.

[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The pcmasterrace joke was never funny

[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biden did get it because half of America has it and trump was two inches from getting JFK’d by the typical mass shooter phenotype. As communists we reject sensationalist conspiracies, and even if they were true how would the truth affect material conditions?

 

It’s right up there with Liz Truss in the liberal leader trivia category, lot of people will be stumped by it, especially when trump runs for a third term and we kind of just forget Joe Biden was president a lot like how we forgot Liz Truss was the PM when the Queen died.

Harris/Buttigieg sounds too much like hairy booty gay; not good mouthfeel.

Has there been a struggle session against checks notes swimming?

[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m a MLMRBG; Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Ruth-Bader-Gonzoloist.

 

He’s not going to drop out, he is committed to staying in the race and he’s 100% all there mentally and physically. So many Americans hate Donald Trump, have you ever seen the front page of Reddit? Whitepeopletwitter, pics, science, all the front page subreddits support Joe Biden. If that isn’t the voice of America I don’t know what is. You are a chud if you are calling for Biden to drop out, all the traitors in the DNC will face the bidenlution in 2025 as he purges all naysayers who doubted his electoral ability. We are going to have a blue gentleminions, more money for Israel, more money for Ukraine, more money for Taiwain, we are going to win WW3 gentleminions!

[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It’s Joe Biden when my historically accurate 1850 Joe Biden Empire conquers the world and kills all the Palestinian landowners

[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ranch was invented by a Joe Biden

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Ranch is a social construct

[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Joe Biden would be considered its own continent if not for Donald Trump standards of measuring what a Joe Biden is

[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

There’s a billion Africans but you see a lot less of them praising capitalism

[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Poor salmon kitty-birthday-sad

 

Snap back to reality, now take a piss and you try telling me that pees is not stored in the balls, below where you pee at; now you going to tell me poop does not come out the asshole because theres nothing beneath that

Pees in the balls

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Did you know ladies have balls all shrunk up and shriveled up inside them when they go to take a piss they retract them out; a vagina is just a dick thats deep inside them so why do they always freak out when it prolapses outside them

Pees in the balls

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Dont you know that everyone has a secret hole inside them its right next to their hip I keep all things inside them, I stretched out my balls a whole twelve inches and I now put it inside them, to keep my piss warm when its cold outside, why else would we have them

Pees in the balls

Pees in the balls

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Why do you think we call them nuts? Where else do you think squirrels put seeds inside them, when squirrels take an acorns how do you think they hide them? When they say to bust a nut that means it broke inside them, how many acorns does it take to store the piss inside them

Pees in the balls

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I’m boofing alcohol

 

I speak English because of Colonialism so when I say this I say this as a person who does not know any other language. How is a language like Spanish or Portuguese even able to reform itself to be gender neutral when all the words are masculine or feminine and people look at you like a weirdo if you use the gender neutral versions. I’m not saying all gendered language is bad, but its wrong for an entire profession to gendered one way or another or to have gender be seen as a binary thing in the first place.

What I’m trying to say is, how do you do it?

[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I guessing the people who had to find leftism are white because the rest of the world sort of just grew up with the people around them being comrades blob-no-thoughts

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