If this dude thinks trump was the best president in the 20th century why is he running against trump?

This question is not my own but it is a great point lol

Whooshing noises

What’s your bank account info? I can confirm your identity that way.

Poppin off for real!

“Hey bros wanna see me light $40 billion on fire?”

Hello sir or ma’am. I’m from the brightside corporation - can I interest you in owning a slice of paradise? Where you say? The moon!

Nah doesn’t sleep in the gutter.

He sleeps in his multimillion dollar bunker

Seriously: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

Let’s all guess until we get it. I’ll start: American Airlines

Hey would you be willing to help me out? I’m a prince who needs help moving his money to the US of A.

That’s impossible. I know it can’t be the real Obama since he said he only uses Tildes.

Indeed it does after migrating here for about a month it’s been great

I don’t know what’s crazier: Trumps “truths” or that millions of Americans think he should have the nuclear arsenal under his command… again