ntma

joined 1 year ago
[–] ntma@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I saw a guy on the bus doing this and I punched his lizard.

[–] ntma@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

In the first year of working my first job after finishing school, I sent a cancellation message out to 5000 cancer patients for their appts with the hospital.

[–] ntma@lemm.ee 44 points 1 month ago

anon discovers cultural exchange

[–] ntma@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Reddit mods are such cucks for power that they cave when it's threatened to be removed

[–] ntma@lemm.ee 52 points 1 month ago (6 children)

When I first got together with my wife she insisted that neither of us share with each other of our past relationships or sexual experiences. I was fine with it because I always believed in the ignorance is bliss mantra for certain circumstances. After about a decade of marriage and a couple of kids she starts asking and stuff. I didn't really want to share but she told me about how she had a threesome while in college a couple of times. I did admit that I was a bit jealous. She also told me that she slept around a lot in college and that her count was like 50-60 she can't really remember. But then she asked about mine and that's when I told her about the escorts. That's when she got mad about me telling her about my past.

[–] ntma@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Shitty parents are the reason why I'm a sugar daddy.

[–] ntma@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Don't forget Alec Guinness playing an Arab in Lawrence of Arabia.

A lot of people will tend to mention John Wayne playing Genghis Khan or Mickey Rooney playing a Japanese man in Breakfast at Tiffany's but will skip over other examples.

[–] ntma@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Gamers are the most oppressed cultural group.

[–] ntma@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Total cumskin death

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