Ah, yes, the USB glory hole.

I'm genuinely curious, which monetization strategy would you use? Trophies?

I think this is a good place to mention the infamous lost painting on the Salyut-7 space station with a crucified cowboy, a naked woman and a crying horse: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-painting

But every time you do it, you fall asleep until someone else wakes you up with the magic formula "wake up, you dummy! Wake up!" When you wake up the effect is over.

They are blocked by obnoxious flashing and loud beeping noises.

Why are people not abusing the 🫘 emoji yet?

I'm not against wefwef, but it sounds a bit silly. I like voyager, but in the end I think that the final word should be that of @aeharding

Give wefwef.app a chance. it's a pretty good progressive web app inspired by Apollo

I would have optional, per magazine karma. Mods can decide if they want to enable it and what rules it should follow. Personally, i would max it at some low number, like 100; above that you are an upstanding member of society and that's it.