frogloom

you could polish a turd into a dorodango. checkmate, atheists.

when you said you love her did you mean platonically or romantically

they don't tell you this in school, but you can order a mattress from an online retailer and "return" it.

because every online mattress store is a shitty drop shipper - they don't take actually take returns, so they ask you to destroy the mattress or donate it to a charity (no charity actually accepts used mattresses). just fake some documentation saying you brought it to the dump and waluigi you have a free mattress.

real image from a real email that may or may not have gotten into my inbox somehow. that or SWIM got it in their inbox. i obviously would never do anything illegal ever.

make a blackberry liqueur

Cryptmaster which is basically a first person dungeon crawl game combined with wordle

the world honestly seems like a garbage place to live so either i'm living in squalor in the undead underground or i'm living in a fucked up capitalist theocracy

if i never learned to code, i wouldn't be in this predicament to begin with

for all intents and purposes, nothing (techbro)

ideally high school

since when did video embeds work??? or have they always but you have to use yewtube

did yall find this hock ptooie thing funny or am i just an old scold now

havana beer syndrome

kulve taroth gooners blathering on and on about its giant gold titties