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what would be a funny thing to teach my 5 y/o niece? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] falk1856@midwest.social 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That it's pronounced heliclopter and not helicopter.

If you don't work IT, retail, or food service what do you do for work? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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'They've Taken Away My Right to Speak,' Trump Says While Ranting to Reporters in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] falk1856@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago

If only

Always hoping they would both be good movies in c/nostalgia@lemmy.ca

[–] falk1856@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Or if you're a generation older, the story goes like this.

The year is 2000. You work at Blockbuster. A man and his child are picking out 2 movies for the weekend. A drunk old man wearing only a bathrobe approaches the counter and loudly asks where we keep the pornos. The man and his child quickly nope out of there and you're left dealing with the drunk.

Microsoft acquired Bethesda after hearing Starfield would be exclusive to PlayStation in c/gaming@beehaw.org

[–] falk1856@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Short term, sure. But got 12 years of decent gaming out of my last PC that I just replaced in January. I don't know any consoles that continue to have releases over that sort of timeframe.

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] falk1856@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

Close, but not quite. No mention of "ze little grey cells"