dcoe

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Which mythical deity / being would be the most enjoyable to snack upon? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] dcoe@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

What should be in butter? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] dcoe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Salt is not an optional ingredient.

Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.

Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.

The single most thing that improved your ADHD? in c/adhd@lemmy.world
Can you recommend a free minimalist documents app? (replace Google Docs- can be offline) in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] dcoe@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.

The meaning of life in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
In 2024 we are now further from the release of the song 1985 than 1985 was from 1985 in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] dcoe@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Stop eating your Legos.

The more air conditioners in an area the hotter becomes around it. In turn increasing the demand for AC. Infinite money glitch. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] dcoe@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (16 children)

Nope. An AC just moves temperatures around. If it heats one area, it cools another.

DAE alternate on which foot they wear socks to keep them from wearing out as fast? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] dcoe@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

I wear them on both feet.

Why does incest result in birth defects? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] dcoe@lemmy.world 81 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”

Let's talk regrets! Specifically where games ended up too complex, too overloaded with gimmicks or too blinged out for your enjoyment in c/boardgames@feddit.de
[–] dcoe@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Still got to sell it

So you still have it all?