cookiefleck

joined 5 months ago
[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago

For a fun challenge, you can play Spot The Convenient Stretch Marks! if you compare this photo to the one where she's in those awful boots poolside, from just the other day.

Amazing how her totally not-edited body 'shows up' with stretch marks when it suits a client. Both photos are taken from about the same angle.

Such sketchy practices. Shameful.

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

My take is that she appeals to what I'd normally refer to as "low information" people. People who get their news from headlines (and never read the whole article EVER), believe in clickbait, are too busy to stop and learn about anything in any real way. It's because she's one of those people.

They're impulsive, probably bored with their life, always looking for a quick fix or 'hack'.

Maybe they're moms who feel out of the loop and want a cool friend to look up to and make them feel included.

Maybe it's as simple as they're someone who just wants a light laugh now and then (that's what got me hooked) and think that her little bites of 'vulnerability' are genuine and not just a set-up for her next sale.

This type of person is generally suspicious of things that make them think critically and just want the biggest pay off with the lowest amount of effort. They're not looking at the zoom-out of what she's doing because they're distracted by her minute-to-minute updates.

And she's one of those people, too. She's flitting between trends, topics, dopamine rushes, and instructions from her management company — she's trained herself to have zero attention span, so she doles out 'information' in that same fashion. And her followers eat it up, sadly.

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

If she's following the online trends, she'll next add in about how she "thought she'd be catching on fire a lot more!!!!" because of the stop-drop-roll we learned in schools in the 80s and 90s. And then she'll probably circle back to house hippos for a touch of Canadian quirk. Woof.

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Shopping. That’s her only hobby. It’s the only thing she does consistently. Lol

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

I can only imagine how many eager little brands have scrambled to send her their trucker hats in hopes of being featured. Straight to the tub / garage they go!

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago

She's nothing if not consistent. Every dress she chooses is so very strange. And the shoes. Always the weirdest. And not in a cute, quirky way, either.

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The perfect match to her elongated-codpiece prom frock. Thank goodness.

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She loves to draw attention to things that otherwise aren’t issues. That way, her followers can thank her for “normalizing” the problem they don’t realize she created. She’s gross and dangerous.

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Arm is longer than legs

ARM IS LONGER THAN LEGS

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

If it’s on Instagram, they have a “take a break” option that mutes/hides a person for a certain amount of time, so you don’t have formally unfollow to get some immediate relief. 🩷

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I always assume there’s a mole. specifically, a two-faced one who means to be here because they can’t handle Birdie anymore, but plays Spy to keep in her good books. I think that’s most likely, even.

[–] cookiefleck@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

LOTS of it 😬😬😬😂

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