bitofhope

joined 2 years ago
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Glorified markov chains $5000000000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my investors are dying

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Correct! A "tenant" is defiantly what the obsession with the written word is in relation to white supremacy.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 3 months ago

And not for a lack of tough competition.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 33 points 3 months ago

Coming soon, my debut light novel I (39M) Was Kicked Out Of My Party And Called A Podcasting Bro Because I Didn't Want To End Homelessness In The United States Fifty Times Over And Still Have More Money Left Than The Entire Continent Of Africa, So Instead I Had Factories Build Me Plagiarism Accelerator Chips So My Company Can Lose Money Even Faster. AITA?

It's an isekai story of a techbro reincarnated in a world that's just like ours except he actually has that much money. Then again, that might become reality sooner than you think. If OpenAI keeps up their pace, they will make that $7,000,000,000,000 in just negative 1400 years!

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 18 points 3 months ago

I'll do one more. The three biggest companies by market cap ever have been Apple, Microsoft and NVIDIA, the record being about three and a half trillion dollars each.

https://www.investors.com/news/technology/apple-stock-first-to-close-above-3-5-trillion-market-cap/ https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/05/nvidia-passes-apple-in-market-cap.html

Sammy boy here is (allegedly) casually suggesting an investment equivalent to buying 100% of the shares of any two of the three most valuable companies in the world at their peak valuation. If you have that kind of money, you could just skip the pleasantries, buy TSMC entirely and build like five identical copies of the entire company.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 23 points 3 months ago

TSMC suit: "And is the seven trillion dollars in the room with us right now?"

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 16 points 3 months ago

Found a good one in the wild

@senzamarezza@twitter.com

Didn't you know LLM stood for Limited Liability Machine

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Can't the OSs resize the image by itself? IIRC Windows 9x could already do that.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I always have my windows tiled or maximized so I just keep an epty black desktop background.

My wallpaper is white and subtly stripe patterned and it was in a surprisingly good condition when I moved in.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 4 points 3 months ago

Artificial instrumentality project is going great

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 9 points 3 months ago

AI is playing a role in the ongoing climate crisis. Namely that of the villain.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 3 months ago

Given the kinds of crowds he hangs out with (i.e. mostly other rich people and political elite) is that not an understandable conclusion?

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