Zymi

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[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 81 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if there is a lesson here...

For legal reasons this is a joke.

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I whacked Bill Clinton when I was like ten, but it was on his chest instead of his ass.

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I remember in KOTOR 2 your character has a dialog option that calls out the banality of the evil choices. I forget the exact words, but basically your character laments the opportunities they are provided beyond basic cruelties.

Found it cuz it was bothering me:

"These small acts of cruelty bore me - to take money from others, to insult them, to threaten their lives. " "I command the Force, and yet these small cruelties are all life presents me with. "

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Wow on the nose for a Dril tweet.

Good post tho

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

He's just like me fr

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As sus as any college level philosophy student I guess. I think he just thought it was funny.

https://screenrant.com/calvin-and-hobbes-bill-watterson-named-after-reason/

Also a kid who disobeys authority as much as Calvin having a best friend named Hobbes is pretty objectively funny.

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nothing to worry about until they also show up with a cattle gun and ask the teacher to "call it" imo.

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I was fooled, tricked, and outright bamboozled as well.

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Get a mounted LMG and your bike will be a full on technical.

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

I thought that name was familiar

[–] Zymi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Cancel culture strikes again. Is nobody safe? /s

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