I think Zizekians should have two hot dogs, one for each hand.
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2023
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He's just like me fr
Should be a hotdog in a trash can
instead of theory, i have devoted space in my brain towards storing this event
I think about this a lot
A proud Žižekian right here
What do Marxists have for breakfast? A vegan pizza you ordered with a fascist credit card (VISA signature rewards)?
Recently me and my husband got in a huge fight because he was trying to demonstrate an example of the Hegelian concept of the "unity of opposites" (whatever that means) by claiming that the top and bottom bagels are opposite but also identical. I told him this is just wrong and that they are not "identical" in any meaningful sense (chirality is a basic concept in geometry/group theory). He kept stacking the bagels together and tried to show how they were "identical" and kept failing (because they're not) and then got angry and stormed out of the house. I haven't seen him since (this was about a day ago) and texted him and haven't heard back.
Bagelian Dialectics
What copypasta is this from again? The original had him doing it with his hands, right?
yeah, It was on the relationship_advice sub titled "My (33F) husband's (35M) career in academic philosophy is ruining our marriage"
Freudian’s with a nice warm glass of their mothers breast milk. Love it.
What’s that next to it though, a wank rag?
pretty sure that's a mound of cocaine
Ahh, makes even more sense. It was hard to tell on the phone screen.
tfw when phone
tfw when phone screen
phone 🤣🤣
cold brew coffee instead of tea though, less energy use and less bitterness
Environmentalists claim to care about plants, yet set them on fire and inhale the smoke, very curious 
That’s why I vape, much healthier for the planets lungs.
What do we call a can of monster and a juul?
girl breakfast
Is this Laura Les' hexbear account?
TIL I'm an eco-existentialist. 
nietzschean on weekdays, theologian on weekends
got that existentialist and theologian making a baby in my mouth (bad breath)
Eggo Sippin' Cream
Wait is environmentalists a joke? Why are they using a tea bag and smoking a joint which both contribute pollution and trash
Tea leaves and a vaporizer is for real environmentalists and anybody with taste tbh
A vaporizer is way more wasteful than a joint, no questions. The manufacturing for the electronics has a wildly greater environmental impact than even thousands of rolling papers, and the vaporizer will not work or last forever, so will likely end up in a landfill and replaced before long. I don't know what type of shortsighted environmentalist would ever look at a joint and go "that's contributing to trash". The waste products of it are literally entirely compostable.
*sees a meme showing different categories of breakfasts that supposedly several philosophical tendencies always have, including showing cocaine and milk for freudians and a crack pipe for "accelerationists":
Wait is environmentalists a joke?
No. It's completely serious.
Okay no but like it makes sense for accelerationists to smoke crack though
Way more than environmentalists using tea bags and a joint
I find it hard to believe that fat doobies contribute significantly to pollution
its leafs
Holy shit have I been a Lacanian the whole time?!?
I'm Freudian wtf.
Though I have oatmeal and peanut butter with the diary, instead of cocaine
Nietzscheans would never grant themselves the luxury of drinking clean water out of a water bottle. They only drink water out of dirty puddles because it somehow helps them to become the ubermensch.
Hegelian on a good day
Nietchian on most
I mostly drink either coffee or water, so this checks.
Nietzsche urges us to live our lives artistically, so naturally I deprive myself of artistic influence.