WashedAnus

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Hate when that happens in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We woke up one morning and farded a little further down
For sure as the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it's full of poop

Former Peruvian leader Alberto Fujimori dies at 86 in c/news@hexbear.net
[CW MEAT] Well I got pasta and meatballs again for dinner, god I'm pathetic. in c/food@hexbear.net
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Day 56 of willing myself to become Italian. I have eaten pasta for every meal for 56 days straight. My hands can finally do the 🤌 thing

Landlords are scum. in c/urbanism@hexbear.net
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Call it an application fee. Landlords do that shit all the time

Death toll rises to 9 in Boar’s Head-linked listeria outbreak. 57 are hospitalized. It's the largest outbreak in the US in more than a decade. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Landlords are scum. in c/urbanism@hexbear.net
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Ask them to pay a deposit to be considered. Ghost them immediately after they pay.

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The automotive industry strapping you down and waterboarding you until you say driving is fun (hexbear.net)
 
which one of you works in marketing and is behind this current campaign? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Surrender the fascist credit card

which one of you works in marketing and is behind this current campaign? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Skip Hall, Mayor of Surprise, AZ is a prick in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The whole state is just Greater KKKingman, but some spots have a lib veneer.

muh defaced monuments. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They damaged the American Civic Religion reliquary! George Washington is mad at us now!

Bulletins and News Discussion from July 8th to July 14th, 2024 - Nevertheless, He Persisted in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago

You gotta touch grass more often, keep Nothing Ever Happens Gang on the ropes

Bulletins and News Discussion from July 8th to July 14th, 2024 - Nevertheless, He Persisted in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

nerd Okay, but ackshually nothing happened

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Me, tomorrow: (hexbear.net)
 

Get to work, drink some coffee, suit up and hit the dick sucking factory floor. After a while, I get bored, pull out my phone and... hmm, weird, it's not loading.

H-T-T-P-S-COLON-SLASH-SLASH-H-E-X-B-E-A-R-DOT-NET

Ugh, fuck! I can't believe they took it down like they said they would!

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Obama but he's in Buenos Aires (hexbear.net)
 

Uhh, let me chill here

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90 Seconds to Midnight in America (hexbear.net)
 
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