SARGE

joined 4 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 52 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I officially have no idea what's going on...

Am I out of touch?... No, it's the young who are wrong!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago

People in positions of power saying shit like this just makes me want to ditch my smartphone ever harder.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, but do the cops have the necessary restraint to not pull the trigger until it clicks?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm fully aware of what I can do to stop it.

But then other people wouldn't get to gear the wonderful clanging sound!

And they need to know!

So stop it I shan't.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Meds that I tried didn't help me. Fuck me I guess 🙃

To be fair I have not tried any new meds in many years, so I'm sure there's new ones I haven't tried, but I couldn't afford the appointments or medications anyway...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

I can almost hear the record scratch as he says "But we don't do that..."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

Who's on first?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The opening scene of episode 1 hooked me.

And every reference for the next twenty minutes made sure I stayed.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 months ago

strongly worded

WOAH there, cowboy. We don't want to go wording our PR too strongly, or Israel might think we're semi-serious!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll have you know I have never once accidentally made a Cronenburg monster.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The ones that are safe?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Was this navy ship captained by a woman safe?

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