KamalaHarris

joined 4 years ago
[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

biden-leftist Leftist sleeper agent "Sleepy Joe" has passed the torch to me, and soon I shall be in position, my comrades! Trust the plan!

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

Don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from! power-stride

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I said months ago that I was planning to continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors:

I'm happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I'm ready for this, I'm ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!

https://hexbear.net/comment/4587926

See? Nobody should be surprised by this.

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Out, damned spot; out, I say. One, two,β€”why, then ’tis time to do’t. Hell is murky. Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier and afeard? What need we fear who knows it when none can call our power to account? Yet who would have thought Palestinian children to have had so much blood in them?

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

power-stride I'm the queen power walking across the 4D chess board, baby!

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

lenin-laugh No, my time has come!

lenin-cat back-to-me lenin-sure

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My loyal KHive fans at Hexbear.net have been a boon to me over the years. I truly appreciate all of your support!

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

My time has come, nerds! volcel-kamala

Dad always said you can't change the system from the inside but I'm about to be top-cop!

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

sad-boi I've been a loyal VP for four years and this is how I get treated!

top-cop Oh, God! What's happening to me!

angry-place I think you mean, What's happening to us?

jokermala Oh, shit! I must have been hit by the Havana Syndrome Gun!

tromp The simulation is failing. We're all figments of Sleepy Joe's imagination. The centre cannot hold and the falcon cannot hear the falconer.

volcel-kamala Hey now, none of that!

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

jokermala It's great how they ask about a Clinton/Harris ticket, and a Harris/Shaprio or Harris/Whitmer ticket, but there's no possible universe in which Hillary Clinton will deign to be my VP!

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