I've been a loyal VP for four years and this is how I get treated!
Oh, God! What's happening to me!
I think you mean, What's happening to us?
Oh, shit! I must have been hit by the Havana Syndrome Gun!
The simulation is failing. We're all figments of Sleepy Joe's imagination. The centre cannot hold and the falcon cannot hear the falconer.
Hey now, none of that!