Imadethis

Eh, the worst that could ever happen is we would set up something along the lines of one of the dildos on the wall/floor in front of me, and him behind. He'd pound away, pushing me ever further onto the silicone. Plus, can you imagine how much fun it would be to make him sit in a chair and watch me go to town, having to wait his turn? Teasing is an understatement! No practice ever wasted ;)

I don't know who else to share this with, which is one of the reasons I made the post, but I am nearly squealing with joy right now. My first reply to these threads was about trying to deepthroat bigger phalluses (phallusi? is it greek based and thus I have to break out my declensions?), and I was eventually able to get the 11"(I think?) tentadick down, but now I feel like I've made real progress.

I was in a good mood and headspace, and really wanted to go for IT. Well, a little self love and some mild moaning later, I had my lips all the way to that bottom ridge. I don't know if it's physically possible to lick the balls, but maybe in the next few weeks I'll get further. One day I'll be dating someone again, and get to whip this party trick out with them, but until then, ya'll are the best audience I could get!

Only if you ask me to.

It's usually 'polyglot' though, right?

We constantly get accused of taking two lovers, thus lowering the amount available for others, despite the incredible challenge of just trying to keep one around when they think you want to cheat on them with someone of the opposite sex.

The one I really want to find was the first every porn I saw, presented by my friend who had just been given a CD full of short vids.

It was three women, with one laying prone facing away from the camera, which was focused on her ass and vagina. The other two were playing with her, one was slowly pushing some sort of hollow-looking dildo into her ass and pulling it out again. During the video, you can slowly see the middle woman's vaginal lips swell with blood and part as she became more aroused.

I have no idea where I'm at, because the difference between a 9 and a 7, or a 4 and a 7, doesn't really get into my mind much. I think some of my kinks would get me banned from places, but they're mostly fantasy. They would never happen in real life. So does that make me a 10, or am I only a 5 because I set hard limits and know I don't want those things, only to imagine them?

...now, that being said, if there was some way to experience something and recover (so no permanent injuries, physical OR mental), I'd try just about everything. I know I wouldn't like everything, but I'd try it just to say I had.

Anyway, peg me about a 7. Between the occasional furry fling (and all the craziness drawn art can get up to, whoah), deepthroating 13" dildos, and my libido, I'd say I'm pretty perverted.

No, or at least, not necessarily. Physically, I like females smaller than me and males bigger than me, and some other odd quirks that are definitely different between the sexes. Redheads and blondes drive me wild, for example, if they're women, but turn me off in men. Give me black hair and dark eyes that frame a kissable male mouth...mm.

Mentally/personality is about the same for desire though.

Haha, no! I've always followed the pre-social-media-selling-our-info advice of no real names, and definitely no pictures. In person meetings or bust!

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and bust? Hmm, decisions.

It's been a while since I last talked about it, but I had hit my limit with the deepthroating because of the size of my dildo. The horse cock was just a little too large to get down the throat, so I went and got a slightly smaller diameter one that is just a tad longer. It definitely gets into the esophagus now.

Sadly, I don't know if the physical limit has been reached. :( I can't quite comfortably thrust in and out without triggering the gag reflex. I've worked on it a few times, but no improvements yet. Also, sadly, I don't really have anyone to brag to about it. Practicing deepthroating definitely doesn't come up in casual conversations with friends and coworkers, lmao.

If you can stomach going back to reddit, or using one of the front-ends that still work, the old bad dragon subreddit had a list of dozens or hundreds of manufacturers. Pick one that looks enticing, is a size you can like, and that has good reviews so you know you're not buying poor quality.

Well if you weren't so far away... ;)