GeeDubHayduke

joined 2 weeks ago

"LOOK AT ME CORPORATE DADDY! I STILL LOVE YOU! YOU CAN STEP ON THIS SNEK!"

-finitebanjo

You're all over this thread, deepthroating the proverbial boot. Keep it up, but just know that no matter how much you lick and love that little foot glove, it won't love you back.

🎶🎵 Welcome to my shop! Let me trim your mop! Let me shave your crop! DAINtily! 🎵🎶

"One dead CEO."

"Many more to go."

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don't ban.

FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

"Hey Ross, when you were yelling 'piv-AT piv-AT,' what did you mean?"

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment...

They do. They're just drones, tho.

Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON'T!

LOOK! DRONES!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I'll be hornswoggled in duck sauce! Asked and delivered!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Which fictional billionaire has more money, Forest Gump, or Bruce Wayne? This is the head to head i want to see.

"Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD..!"

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