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"Hey Eddie, good to see ya. How's your mother?"

"Who says i got a mutha?"

"Why Tommy, what have you been reading?"

We're talking about a being that causes untold suffering for profit. Aka, a bloodsucker.

You don't speak for everyone. Kiddo.

All glory to Space King!

And get these filthy girls out of here!

You don't get out very often.

For the first time in my life, i agree with Trump; Musk isn't "going to be the president." Musk IS the president.

"I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor. I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, and i don't like it one bit."

"Oh gee, it's up to my knee..."

"It's a titty bit nipply today. Best turn up the hooter."

See ya in a couple millennia, Señor Van Winkle.

Does heat death of the universe count as punishment?

I'm liking the change I'm seeing: fewer CEOs.

Can't murder a cockroach. Or a mosquito. Or a leach, or a bedbug, or a flea. You exterminate those.