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Pretty sure this exists from a company called bigme. Might be hard to get in the US though.

Okay, I'm trying to make a full list of all the BMF accounts so far. There's black_mold_futures, apparitionist, timecubeevangelist, trumanshow_irl, sealand_macronation, gardenSkink, and now privatized_sun. I know there are others, please comment them if you know so that I can find them later. These posts need to be preserved. Additionally, both myself and another user have independently found what we believe is BMF's reddit account: reddit.com/u/OpenCommune

Edit: ides_of_merch, Bjork_shhh

Edit 2: Another user has pointed out that the account Ketamine_device_tech is BMF-esque and may be the actual original account, but the account was never banned, so I think it might be a different person entirely.

Edit 3: Having read more of Ketamine_device_tech, it actually does seem like a larval-stage BMF. The posts have similar gripes (one post uses the phrase "Jacobin socialists love Walmart), and they use the "amber snacking" emote.

Edit 4: godzilla_vs_jerboa, as pointed out by infuziSporg

Chris: Tone, I'm just sayin', I think dat dis whole anarchy thing makes some sense, you know? Doze otha guys, dey was all doin atharitarian shit, like wit the holodinner an' whatnot.

Tony: You shut da fuggup about about dat, it was da damn weathuh! And doze kulaks didn't help none eitha! Doze anarchists in Spain you love, how far did dey get huh?

Chris: [Cocks head and throws hand in the air in mild exasperation, ending the conversation]

Tony: "Saw a meme today. Was pretty funny, made me laugh real good."

Melfi: "Anthony, was this another meme from that website we've talked about, with the hexagonal bear?"

Tony: "You know what how about you get da fuck offa my ass okay? Dere's nuttin wrong witthat website!"