A) don't ever share this site, it's like fight club that way
B) cum guzzled through a dog's muzzle
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
A) don't ever share this site, it's like fight club that way
B) cum guzzled through a dog's muzzle
Tony: "Saw a meme today. Was pretty funny, made me laugh real good."
Melfi: "Anthony, was this another meme from that website we've talked about, with the hexagonal bear?"
Tony: "You know what how about you get da fuck offa my ass okay? Dere's nuttin wrong witthat website!"
Tankie Tony Soprano sounds like a fun bit
Chris: Tone, I'm just sayin', I think dat dis whole anarchy thing makes some sense, you know? Doze otha guys, dey was all doin atharitarian shit, like wit the holodinner an' whatnot.
Tony: You shut da fuggup about about dat, it was da damn weathuh! And doze kulaks didn't help none eitha! Doze anarchists in Spain you love, how far did dey get huh?
Chris: [Cocks head and throws hand in the air in mild exasperation, ending the conversation]
Two things simultaneously true:
this is on you, for showing this site to a geriatric therapist. You shouldn't do that.
that tagline sucks and should go. WTF why is it even there? Very strange.
I think it's a reference to a line from the Cum Zone clips, where someone wrote down an insane amount of their friend's weird ass Steam usernames and then hired a voice actor to read off dozens if not hundreds of them. They've been turned into a number of weird songs you can surely find on YouTube.
Having said that, I do think it might not be a bad idea to remove some of the weirdly horny ones. If it's something we'd slap volcel police on as a comment, it's probably not a great tagline.
This site is entirely too horny and also very weird about it. Wish they'd fix that but oh well.
I think the site is in a weird sort of wire-walking state between being (usually seemingly ironically) as aggressively anti-horny and sex-repulsed as it's possible for anyone to be, while also being (usually seemingly ironically) unbelievably horny in really weird ways.
Definitely a possible source for a future struggle session. I think there are some things we could do to reduce the contradictions, like cleaning up some of the taglines that are a bit weird and clarifying some specific rules about specific things.
nah it rocks
First they come for our cum, next they'll be after our gay dad sex. So much for the tolerant left!
:1984:
this is a site about finding creative ways to consume cum, idk what you expected tbh
:volcel-judge: This site is about upholding your oath, citizen
I don't have to cum in order to consume cum, checkmate :expert-shapiro:
Ah but by consuming cum, you are thereby encouraging others to produce cum. Therefore, there is no ethical consumption under volcel law :volcel-judge:
Look, I'm allowed to be on my knees with my mouth open and what other people do is none of my business :galaxy-brain: