Comrade_Mushroom

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 9 points 14 minutes ago

I don't know how it's possible that both Lenin and Schwarzenegger remind me of my dad, but here I am I guess.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 1 points 19 minutes ago

Dang that's a little cutie cat.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Retro" just means "it happened before I was old enough to enjoy it".

Just like "old" means "anyone older than me".

Maybe a more objective measure is "if it is older than people who are now adults, it's retro".

My prediction is that I'm gonna vote for PSL, and only because a friend needs me to drive them to a voting booth so I'll already be there.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If Jon Stewart focuses all his charisma into one single, mega-powerful joke about Trump's hair, then everything will finally be okay!

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh no what a fucking tragedy for mankind that the people of China live in a place where they actually have a positive outlook on the future.

Meanwhile I literally cannot even imagine the sensation of societal optimism.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

All that work, all the stress of doing the job, down the drain. Brutal.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (7 children)

"Nuh uh!" - you

squidward-chill - me

Seriously hit the showers and try again another time, this shit is embarrassing.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

Try understanding your mark if you're going to go out of your way to troll them. No one is even saying this, lmao. Maybe you're just assuming it's one for one with the lib mindset about Ukraine?

Anyway 0/10, very unimpressive attempt. Try being more subversive, give yourself a less obvious name so you can bait people into arguments thinking you're being serious. Of course then you'd also have to know what you're talking about, so it might be beyond you. But I have faith you can come back and do better next time.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

that's where I keep my beanis

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