BootyBuccaneer

joined 1 year ago
[–] BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's Dork MAGA

No underwear is ok so long as you're wearing a top hat.

[–] BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, I thought the loser would be sold to a rotisserie. My bad. 😅

That's explicitly forbidden in Google Maps TOS

Can't I fuck off for 246 days and repent the day of? I mean, I just bought this bag of coke and another one of oxy. D:

Oh no, they were raptured mid-sentence! How nice of the angels to hit send before dragging them away.

Umm ackshually you mean ephebophiles ☝️ *libertarianism intensifies*

[–] BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀✨

Just extend an arm out, you won't miss. It's yuge.

[–] BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Weird that the power of prayer needs physical reinforcements!

Womp womp, what a sad Trumpet.

He got the Republican party by the gonads trying to stay out of prison but he's dragging them all down with him. And if he leaves the race, many MAGAts will be Very Upset™, maybe disband, and he'll hopefully face sweet retribution. I'm starting to think the best thing he ever did for the American people was not die.

 

HARRIS WALZ
August 15, 2024

FOR PLANNING PURPOSES RELUCTANTLY

***MEDIA ADVISORY***

TODAY: Donald Trump To Ramble Incoherently and Spread Dangerous Lies in Public, but at Different Home

TODAY at 4:30 p.m., Donald J. Trump, loser of the 2020 election by 7 million votes, will hold another public meltdown in Bedminster, New Jersey.

Date and Time
Thursday, August 15, 2024 at 4:30 p.m. EDT.

Venue
Not a battleground state

Preview
Not so fresh off NABJ, Florida, and Twitter glitches, Donald Trump intends to deliver another self-obsessed rant full of his own personal grievances to distract from his toxic Project 2025 agenda, unpopular running mate, and increasing detachment from the reality of the voters who will decide this election.

These remarks will not be artificial intelligence, but they certainly will lack intelligence.

Banning abortion, raising costs on families, confusing basic facts, cutting Social Security and Medicare, blocking border security, and being publicly unstable, unfit, and unwell will not help his struggling campaign for president.

Tune in for the same old thing.

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