BasementParty

joined 2 years ago
[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

I'm a vegan but I only use problematic vegan ingredients to cook.

Olive oil? Fuck that, only palm oil in this household.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I would just like to say, everyone knows you're high. Everyone on hexbear and everyone you see in front of you knows you're high.

Not only do we know this, we're judging you. Especially since this time, it's going to last forever. Beforehand, you would stop being high. But now it lasts forever.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The real problem with Gnome is that it looks like shit because it looks like MacOS. OS design peaked with the pre-Windows 7 distributions.

Everything after that has been the stripping of function to make it look more modern. I fucking hate Linux nerds who don't understand this. I know you use a terminal so it doesn't matter if you have mac-slop GUI but WHY THE FUCK are you trying to emulate mac-slop.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Literally no one is watching you. People do not give a shit about random people around them. You'll understand when you get older.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

didn't mean to post this sorry.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've decided to become gender fluid for the sole purpose of ensuring I only have gay sex.

If you're a man, so am I. But I refuse to be straight.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

I hate China with all its overly tall walls and know-it-all cookies.

I wish I could go back to America.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

It's not about fun, it's about which form of self-harm fits my mood better.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Forget what I said about reaching peak cringe, muv luv unlimited is so much worse than extra.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is my nightly walk going to be a cigarette and sad music walk or is it gonna be a malt liquor and cumtown walk?

The two genders of having insomnia and going on a night walk.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

American troops choosing to drown themselves rather than spend another minute in France.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Yes

Stalin is cool. stalin-approval

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