October surprise predictions? by AvocadoVapelung in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

trump fires vance and taps eric adams to replace him

Eric Adams has been indicted by AvocadoVapelung in c/news@hexbear.net
DSA National Committee posting cringe by AvocadoVapelung in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
The Trump assassination was staged by AvocadoVapelung in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

i mean he was literally ON A STAGE people come on

Bulletins and News Discussion from July 1st to July 7th, 2024 - Morales vs Arce - COTW: Bolivia by AvocadoVapelung in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

bet they wish they'd done congestion pricing now smdh

Short selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts. by AvocadoVapelung in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my excuses for the lack of terror

JUST IN: Hunter Biden convicted on all 3 charges at federal gun trial by AvocadoVapelung in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

he's running

TBF they had to price in the listeria and tuberculosis (cw: milk) by AvocadoVapelung in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

me: drinking piss for free and enjoying it

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let a hundred liberals bloom (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago by AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
2 comments fedilink

let a hundred posts of cringe contend

Bulletins and News Discussion from April 15th to April 21st, 2024 - Between The Darkness And The Dawn, There Rises A Red Star by AvocadoVapelung in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

may you live in popular times

Feeding chicken feces to cattle may be behind bird flu outbreak in US by AvocadoVapelung in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

get ready for the dark money campaign to reclassify bird shit as a vegetable in school cafeterias

Behind the scenes, Biden has grown angry and anxious about re-election effort by AvocadoVapelung in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago

POV: daylight savings time just started and you have to tell the president to go to bed an hour early

Behind the scenes, Biden has grown angry and anxious about re-election effort by AvocadoVapelung in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 67 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

joe you gangrenous spawn of beelzebub where's my fucking stimulus check

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Two small, landlocked countries on opposite sides of the world declare war on each other (as a joke) (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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What if I don't want to scratch a liberal? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
12 comments fedilink

What if I just want to tickle them with a feather duster until they sneeze? Bet you tankies didn't consider that one.

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