This user lives for pedantic bullshit.
I saw this in their history after they replied in the /c/traa megathread " 
um akshuly"ing cpr advice.
Ambii
joined 3 months ago
the old fog looks so nice
Oooh, another one for the list
Thinking about the orange book got me thinking about Otros Valles and now I really want to finish it and write about the two.
I wish I could have had a physical copy of Otros Valles, but that's not going to happen unless I take it upon myself to make/commission a one of.
I also wanna find and read her Incomplete Short Stories and Essays as well as Nameless Women by the collective she was a part of before she withdrew from the internet.
if i miss the 4th shot, legally i'm allowed to let them die
::: spoiler spoiler It definitely never happened before even at my worst as a lonely dirty teen.
i think it could be that there wasn't enough lubrication. for sure something to remember
nsfw genital talk
Nobody told me your pp would swell up like a bee sting if you use it too much in one day.
Freaked me out waking up at 4am to pee and wondering why it was so hard to pull the skin back. There's no bruising or anything but it feels like i have phimosis. People online said it's probably because of atrophy or skin thinning and should go away in a day or two which calmed me down
Hoping it's not atrophy because I thought I'd been doing a good job of keeping up 
white castle frozen sliders
Good riddance, thank you king *bows politely* it's almost like those fucking tankie fucks don't understand they're in a horseshoe theory echo chamber. Now that we've defederated we can keep echo chamber thought away from us.
If those commie cum worshiping bastards understood that when my grandparents got chased out of cuba by those red fash, it'd almost be like i could be rich right now because of my grandparent's farms that got taken over by castro.
I'm so exhausted by interacting with those 'people' over the internet, that's why i'm voting trump so they get what's cumming to them.
why does he kinda look like macklemore
I'm a huge fan of these pixel lands, I really wish proxied lands were legal in all formats because I want these for all of my lands.
A more simple one, but I love rashmi's original card. I'm a sucker for UG card art.
In pokemon I'm in love with Yuka Morii's art, the little clay dolls in real life backdrops are so charming. I'm so happy whenever I see her cards
this is how i discover they're not a woman
i've never been so disappointed
but also not, because atlus has been a bunch of cowards since p3p