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[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 59 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Remember in the primary where she inexplicably had two campaign headquarters, with two campaign managers? One was her sister, one was an actual experienced campaign manager, and they fought and didn't coordinate the whole time?

Her presidency, if it happens, is gonna be a trainwreck

[–] I_CAST_BEAM_OF_BATS_I_CAST_BOLT_OF_BATS@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're inadvertently selling me on a chaos Kamala ballot here, depends on the VP I guess

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Which chaos god does Kamala worship?

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

All of them, just to be safe both-sides

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Running for us president really is kinda like becoming the everchosen isnt it?

Slaanesh. Obviously not in the most famous way volcel-kamala but she pretty much has every other path of worship covered. Like shes constantly high/drunk and tortured people as top-cop

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Her failing upwards constantly has strong “just as planned” vibes

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't wait to see her do diplomacy with other world leaders.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Maya Harris, potential future US ambassador to the UN

lmao

[–] Magjee@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

That primary campaign didn't even get to Iowa

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's like Amazon levels of turnover.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

I'm curious what the turnover rate is historically, VPs office seems like a perfect place to work for 2 years then leave for either something cushy or that plays 5 times as much.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is so overdramatic, you guys act like kamala is some sort of toxic girlboss cop or something

[–] homicidalrobot@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

In 2011 she effectively kept private prisons in power in california, by successfully opposing a supreme court ruling that required california to reduce its prison population. It's a huge issue that's going to swing a lot of voters away, so even confirmed blue voters (me) have ethical issues with her specifically.

Personally hoping J.B. Pritzker somehow rallies 300 delegates; he's low-scandal, has a great history with long-term job creation focus, and he looks like a soft doughy cookie.

[–] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

More revolving-door presidential cabinets! MORE!

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's nothing personnel, sweaty

[–] highduc@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

Sweaty instead of sweetie killed me 🤣

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

lol i think trump had similar levels

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only Insanity can beat Insanity

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not even a story about how Kamala is a terrible girl boss can convince me to read The National Review.

[–] Oxycleanman@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

do you have these not paywald

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

archive link in the body of the post

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

throw some staplers baby!