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[–] RustyEarthfire@lemmy.world 102 points 3 months ago (4 children)

For anyone wondering, this doesn't actually work, because the bananas will realize they are upside-down.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 months ago

They’re just happy to see you

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's why you should cover them. If they don't have any visual references to the horizon, their vestibular system will trick them into thinking they are upside down.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You meant to say "trick them into thinking they are NOT upside down" :-D

[–] solarbabies@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

This is getting too philosophical.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if they are Australian Bananas?

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Queensland accounts for 97 percent of Australia's banana production, so this sounds like a question for a Queenslander.

Now, if only there is someone we know on Lemmy from Queensland...

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I'm a Queenslander! Only joking, I'm just brain damaged.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago

Statocytes, my man.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it's probably more like a chemical reaction of some kind. Like how some flowers close at night.

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All bananas are fucking bananas if you're horny and motivated enough.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Actually bananas reproduce asexual

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 3 months ago

Yes! My mom had has some hanging bananas that have been yellow and perfect for years.

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 12 points 3 months ago

Don't know if hanging them works, but I can see it - The gasses they give off ripen them, so being up in the air means more surface area exposed to air and less gas trapped against it

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Common enough there are lots of iterations of the product (minus the height which is a real shame):

Some reading here and in the comments… whatta y’all think about banana ripening?

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

My dad did that, and one day I walked out of my room and saw only peels on the hanger. I looked down and saw 3 naked bananas on the floor.

But they did take longer to spoil. That's why we forgot about them.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I hang mine, not by a hanger that's weird, but by an old paper tower roll holder that is just three metal arms that I now hang bananas from, which is probably weirder than a hanger. I think they ripen at the same rate, but they don't get bruised from sitting on a counter or something. I happen to prefer my bananas with splotchy peels.

Anyway, also have totally come into my kitchen to peels agape, banana meat exposed for the world to see, dangling as though they'd been sentenced for murder in the Old West.

[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 23 points 3 months ago

The bananas won't be fooled, because everyone knows that bananas are straight until they get picked and the banana bender puts the bend in them.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is there any way I can determine how big that coat hanger is? Is there something I can compare it to for scale?

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

The Deep Texts... As Ancient as they are Powerful.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bananas don't grow on trees, they are berries that grow off a stem.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I remember vaguely from biology class that banana plants look like trees but are quite fragile indeed

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I've heard this works better if you use a small hammock instead of a hanger.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

I use a hammock every day!

My banana is always green and ripe.

Maybe I should shower.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 5 points 3 months ago

dumb bastards

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I just hang my bananas from the telephone wire to let others know I deal in bananas.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is the off-gas heavier than air? That could explain it

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Is the off-gas heavier than air?

Actually, no. There are very few organic hormones that are lighter than air, probably just this one.

Not much lighter either, by the way.