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If the Democrats can't maintain party unity behind Copmala the next month is going to look like the what generally happened when an Ottoman sultan died
nominating the one former democrat who sided with republicans to stop the democrat agenda and then left the party would be incredibly funny
And then getting zero Republican switch voters, as anticipated.
I honestly think it might even be a bridge too far for a lot of Blue MAGA too, since he was their scapegoat in the media for so long. Hard to undo all that conditioning so quickly.
Nah, I don't think this is representative of anything other than these two having a humiliation fetish. Democrats generally hate Manchin.
Oh Manchin isn't going to get the nom. It would just be extremely funny if it turns into a free for all
2003 California gubernatorial recall election let's go!
I was too young, what was the socialist take on all that shit?
The kind Vladimir Ilyich would have said "Lol. Lmao, even" about everyone on that ballot.
Reading through the candidate statements was so funny. One of them was just a list of "google 5g. google chemtrails. google..." etc.
KURT E. "TACHIKAZE" RIGHTMYER
Independent - Middleweight Sumo Wrestler
Somehow that jumped out at me before "DICK LANE." I'm progressing. 
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my DICK LANE. Focused. Flourishing.
There is some incredible, extraplanar well of pure, demented energy that only the most evolved neoliberals can tap into in order to reach levels of incorrectness that we can only dream of.
I'm rapidly approaching a solution that pleases nobody!
The US' warlord era is going to be weird watching a bunch of feckless careerist politicians trying to convince their equally spineless constituents to form a militia rather than go to brunch, while a bunch of self-dicksucking grifters try to convince their rabid treat-addict civil war LARPer constituents to buy Bitcoin while trying to keep them from burning down half their own territory to own the libs.
If the Democrats can't maintain party unity behind Copmala the next month is going to look like the what generally happened when an Ottoman sultan died
don't suggest such an intoxicating fantasy as every possible claimant being strangled or stuck in an oubliette 
A bloodless coup, all smotherings.
A fella can dream
It scares me when people pretend these guys are not right wing.
These people are straight up alien
The sentient pile of smoldering coal might not be the best climate candidate but it's electable if you vote for it.
Look this is the most important election of our lifetime
Better than any of candidates anyway.
Remember the clowncar of dems in 2020 before they aligned behind 4th placer Oldster Joey to ratfuck Bernie? They're back!
guess it's not really 'Joever' yet huh
Long Joevid
He literally left the party, he was even used as an excuse for why Biden couldn't pass his agenda even with Dem majorities in the House and Senate.
I've asked this before, but what is the point of having a party at all if you just let people fuck around and do their own shit all the time? Where is the party line, and who is even trying to keep members adherent to it?
When you try to Party Whip, but instead the Party Nae-Naes
democrats love losing so much that they got one potential route for victory and are currently falling over themselves to squander it
in america there are two parties: harlem globetrotters and washington generals. washington generals yell at you if you start a third 
Lmao do it. Why not. Kill off the party completely and have an electoral wipe out
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Making the guy cast as the sin-eater for Biden the nominee would be an astounding move. This will likely appeal to some dipship OPed writers and a handful of CEOs who want lower taxes but think Trump is uncouth.
munchkin/cinema 2024 ticket
If Manchin gets the nomination, it’ll be 1984 all over again (and I’m not talking about the book)
Cheeto vs beet, who will win?
Wait a minute. It’s Bernie Sanders in the clown car!
Perfectly round brain, like a bowling ball. Not a thought to be found.
I absolutely will just not vote if he’s the nominee. That is my line.
your line wasn't genocide?