Fuckin A+, holy shit
Woly
If you can't distinguish yourself from your opponent other than saying "he's rude, I'm not," well it turns out there are a lot of fed up, vindictive people in this country who would prefer rude.
Welcome to the resistance
Democrats nutting uncontrollably at the opportunity to once again be the party of failure.
After all, it's a lot easier to do your empty identity politics and false promises when you don't have the power to do anything else.
Tidying up your house before your crush comes over, call that Sprung Cleaning.
John McCain Spaghetti Head is a great band name
Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.
Death to plastic; embrace glassware tradition.
How is this functionally any different than laying landmines. Although come to think of it, plenty of landmines can actually be disarmed.
I still remember his son or one of his staffers or something on the radio being asked if they wanted African American people to have health care, and their answer was "I want them to be able to afford their own healthcare."
The lie that keeps on working, every fucking time.