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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 78 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sorry Charlie, I disagree. Here's my version.

If you outsource your critical thinking to someone else and follow their instructions simply because they question your masculinity, then you're not a man.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

F—ING MIC DROP! 👏

🫳 🎤

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Targeting the small pp voters.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It’s the only thing they are good at. Going for other mens cock and balls. So manly 💪🍺🇺🇸🍆💦

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if you follow the science, being gay is the most manly orientation possible, there are no women involved

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Gentlemen, we are on to something.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

That's why America is so into sports. Chasing other dudes balls.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 41 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Is this the "I need a strongman leader because I'm insecure about my masculinity"?

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Is it surprising? The whole base that votes for these idiots drive lifted F150’s with bald eagles on the back and their punisher stickers everywhere

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Daddy issues. Thay all have daddy issues.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

Real men don't give a fuck whether some internet jackass thinks they are manly enough.

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

If you don't let Donald Trump fuck your wife you're a cuck.

-big brain alpha males

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Any time someone like Charlie Kirk starts talking about manliness I interpret it as him saying this is what he wants in a man

[–] Dragonfruit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 months ago
[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How does shark distribution work

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

You have to hunt your own, its part of the initiation.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I love the mental image of someone who's out of the loop with regards to the whole blåhaj thing happening upon this comment and being completely baffled 😄

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

Maybe I am crazy, but I think that "being a real man" requires you to be equally "manly" regardless of the environment you are in. If being in the presence of a LGBTQ+ person threatens your "manliness", then you are no man. If respecting and defending a woman's rights over her own body, and equal rights threatens your masculinity, then you are no man. If the only way you can be a man is by living in government enforced constant bubble of misogyny, racism and phobias (trans, homo, xeno, etc), then you are no man. You are a scared little boy refusing to come out of your safe space hidey-hole.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago

Charlie Kirk singlehandedly crashed Grindr in Milwaukee.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

he is such a waste of space. i mean it literally, just the biggest some for such a small face and even smaller brain.

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

All that fivehead and nothing behind it

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you are a man […] you're not a man.

Very logical, thank you.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Guess I’m an egg now

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Gender affirming. Thank you

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

Charlie Kirk agrees it's about your choices and identity

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

As long as it means I get to distance myself from whatever the hell a "Charlie Kirk" is.

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

The same people that tell others they can’t define what a woman is.

[–] Aphelion@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Well then call me a velociraptor because I'm definitely not voting for that fascist pile of rotting Velveeta cheese in a diaper.

[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Gender affirming kirk 🥰🥰🥰

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk has a shallow skull. I can't stop comparing the head of Kirk to the other host. What happened to Charlie Kirk? Does he have a neurological disorder or hydrocephalus?

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I was also just fixated and fascinated by the shape of his head. Weirdest shaped head I’ve ever seen really.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Charlie Kirk validates transfeminine democrats

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Tonight at nine: society collectively normalizes letting manchildren spew their schoolyard abusive bullying all over everyone.

Fuck em. They know nothing about hardship and being manly. MAGAs are weak and pampered by the convenience of affluence, and project all this bullshit tough guy rhetoric to compensate for all that insecurity.

The reality is that all these "alpha males" are the first ones to run in cowardice in the face of actual hardship.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Who are you again, and why should I care what you say?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I'm not a man if I don't support some carpet bagger from Manhattan?

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Is this the republican version of "if you vote republican you ain't black"?

[–] flux@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

My identity is definitely not held up in the incestuous pedophiliac rapist con man.

Don't you have eye-closening exercises to be doing Charlie?

[–] Bremmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Looks like he has zika missing half his head just like Roger Stone