Ooh, yes ape daddy! Pound my monkussy!
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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What a terrible day to have eyes
If there is a god, it must be a god of mischief for granting me the gift of literacy and setting me on a path to encounter your comment.
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More I consume Christian media, more Satan looks like a better guy than God.
Well, in the Bible Satan killed no more than 20 people, and at the command of God at that. God killed millions intentionally.
John Milton seemed to agree, although I doubt he could have said so directly in 17th century England. He came pretty damn close, though.
Milton was a staunch Christian. It was interpretations of Paradise Lost a hundred years or so after it was written by the likes of William Blake, Mary Wollstonecraft, Lord Byron and Shelley that were the formation of Romantic Satanism, which in turn inspired the modern atheistic, compassionate Satanism of today.
You can always join The Satanic Temple! Very cool political activism group with sick shirts lmao
There are alternatives to TST that are not problematic in the way TST's leaders are.
Oh fuck. Gonna have to look at that later, though I’m scared lol
Added it to my Watch Later, thanks.
Fair warning: some of it is very disturbing. There's a lot of quoted racism, antisemitism etc. It's not an easy watch. If you make it through the whole thing, there's also some very interesting comments left by current and ex members too.
Noooooooooo. I can’t NOT watch it now. These are very disappointing things to hear Sadge
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Sometimes my mom calls a fanny pack a strap-on. This is like that.
oh I'm stealing that
In my country, a fanny is a cunt, so hearing Americans call bum-bags "fanny packs" was, and still is, hilarious to me.
But I will be exclusively referring to my bum bag as my "strap on" from now on. Thank you, groucho's mom.
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I've heard those massage pads you lay on a chair and sit on called a "vibrator"
Hey Fuck-O! We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Satan uses Education! It was very Effective!
That guy has been topped by a gorilla ?
Yes. Not seen: the gorilla's leather outfit.
See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest
Boomers and their outdated concepts. Don’t they know that millennials call their primate ancestors stepdad?
Having brain cells is satanic, evidently.
The effort people make to undermine education only shows how desperately it's needed.
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Sticks out for Harambe
So, hell has education, the best music, strippers, drugs, all the cool people, orgies etc. Heaven has boring ignorant church people who find hetero sexuality more important then the love for their own child. So why would I want to go to heaven instead of hell? Christians aren't presenting a strong case here. When you're making shit up, why not create a heaven which is awesome instead? With our Holy Noodle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, heaven consists of beer volcanoes and strippers. Hell consists of beer volcanoes and strippers too, but the beer is passed its expired date and the strippers have STD's. This is how you promote your fictional afterlife, like it's better then the alternative. I'd rather go to a place with hot strippers and cocain instead of a heaven full of unvaccinated babies and child molesters.
Important question: does it have garlic bread tho
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I loooooove Chick tracts. I collect them.
Always on the lookout for Lisa in which the family doctor lets a dad know that he gave his own daughter herpes but it’s okay because he helps the dad find Jesus and stop being a rapist. That one got pulled pretty quickly.
I once found an entire stack of Chick Tracts, I stole them all to laugh at. Amazing to see in person.
They're all free on his website. I go there sometimes if I need a laugh.
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I had no idea what these were. Then I realized I had taken some weird bookets from this one weird store. On the back they say CHICK. So I guess I have some chick tracts now. One is called "Love the Jewish People" and the other "This was your life!"
Yeah, he loves us jews because we must exist in order for the end times to happen. He's very fucking weird about it though.
I mean, he's weird about everything though.
Ironic to rail against education so hard when you're literally sitting in a lecture every Sunday.
That's indoctrination though, not education. So it's fine.
At least it’s an ape and not a monkey.
Plus, being a squid, my ancestor was a snailish thing. And it couldn't fly, so to hell with it.
My favorite one is the Christian student against the professor. "Gluons aren't real because you cannot see them. Actually it is Jesus holding atoms together."
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"My ancestor "
Call it what you like. As long as there's no educating going on.
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Kinky Nixon's brother; stick daddy
I wish I had gotten these when I worked retail, instead I got... blatantly bigoted shit.
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Don't kink shame
Papa don't preach
I think I just saw this one the other day! Is it "Baby Talk"?
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