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[–] psyc@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They had a 50% to get this correct and did it backwards

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No, the point is that trump wouldn't use the right airpod, so it will always be at full charge

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I... Still don't get the joke

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There was an assassination attempt on Trump recently. He barely escaped being shot in the head and managed to get away with only a graze that damaged his right ear

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Ah. I knew about the attempt but didn't know the specifics of how Trump was injured. Thanks.

[–] And009@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

Thanks for memesplaining, I'd have used open box with the left missing instead.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

there isn’t even a joke here lmao it’s just some pretty lukewarm concept associations

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

donald trump if he was a horned ram

[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

This but bleeding from the ear

[–] idk837384@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 months ago

Uh oh, the meme connoisseurs found this post. Now everyone knows my memes aren't critically acclaimed :(

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] dan@upvote.au 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

It was. The right airpod would be at full charge because he's only using the airpod for his 'good' ear (the left one).

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ohhhhhhhh that's smarter than what I thought it was - health of ears or something.

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I thought the battery got shot XD like he was wearing them when it happened

[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

MAWP - Archer

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone should make one showing Mike Tyson as the shooter.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

"Take that, you thtupid Nathi!"

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Is this loss?

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Are there bluetooth earphones that are connected by wire and share the same battery for both pieces?

Yeah but they're usually garbage, and went out of vogue like a decade ago or whatever.

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yes they're literally everywhere. It's the only type of Bluetooth earbud I'll buy.

[–] bonn2@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they have been around for ages. I have some DeWalts that work pretty well

[–] theonyltruemupf@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

DeWalt? I thought they did ladders and power tools

[–] bonn2@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah look for "athletic" ones and it has a loose band that connects behind your head

[–] philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

I used the Anker SoundBuds for a few years. I think they were pretty good

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago

LG used to have something like that with their Tone, not sure if they are still around

[–] MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

To answer the question this happens because one AirPod is always listening for Siri. You can stop this by turning off Siri on the AirPods

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 points 4 months ago

That teleprompter glass do be loud