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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 103 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sickening indeed. How can you get that close and fuck up your one job…

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago

Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of bullshit-laden hot air emanating from the target.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was still a distance shoot at that range, and apparently those are actually harder to hit than media marksmanship makes it seem

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There’s a lot of armchair snipers all of a sudden who are saying they can hit a few inch group at 100 yards with their eyes closed.

Given lemmy’s demographic, I’m not sure how many of these people have actually held a rifle, let alone tried to shoot it at +100 yards while under a time crunch and stress.

Not saying what the kid did was right, but criticism of his marksmanship isn’t really fair.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

They just feel teased by the botched shot is all, they'll probably shut up about it once Trump inevitably manages to spectacularly blow any sympathy he might have gained over this, as he is often want to do.

Guy's gonna hit the circuits like a lightning bolt about this, and inevitably he's gonna say something that puts it right back into everyone's head what exactly he's proposing for his second term.

It's absolutely wild to think about, it's the first campaign in history where both candidates survive mostly on a strategy of talking as little as humanly possible and under as controlled circumstances as humanly possible.

The way to win is to actively avoid reminding everyone that the candidate you support is one of the candidates, because of just how much the media has poisoned the well that this very obvious outcome is some unforeseen portent of oncoming doom because gasp two first term presidents are seeking the second term.

Like what in fuck were people expecting was gonna happen, a divine intervention? Joe's literally said that it'd take that much at minimum to convince him to hand the reins even to Kamala, nevermind how Donny would probably spit in the eye of god himself at the suggestion that anyone but him, even a magically created exact copy of him in a younger body, should take over the campaign.

[–] Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

But those armchair snipers aren't actively trying to shoot the US president. I mean if I were to do it I would make sure I won't get killed for nothing

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biden says trump assassination attempt is radical, sick, and even gnarly

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, "mega bodacious," and "tubular to the max." Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a "cowabunga." More as this develops.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

😏
I see what you did there

[–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Could you explain it to me? I don't really know the meaning of "it's sick" (Is it ill?)

[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It's just casual American slang.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Not to be confused with "ill" as in awesome.

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Calling something sick is far more than unfortunate, it’s closer to demented or disgusting

[–] dan@upvote.au 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's just casual American slang.

We used to use it in Australia in the 2000s too. If something was very awesome, it was "fully sick".

[–] TrippaSnippa@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thorpey says it's fully sick!

[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 4 months ago

I was thinking of that ad when I wrote the comment!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sick is said as a bad thing. But in teenager slang it can be used as something cool.

[–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago (12 children)

That's why biden used this double meaning word... I see.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

He clearly didn't intend it to mean anything else but the literal meaning

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[–] amenji@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Trump's grazed in the ear, inches away from death. That's sick, man.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Do you have a license, to ill?

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 32 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Would've been wicked sick if they'd succeeded :D

Too bad about that :-\

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It's why you aim for center mass rather than going for the headshot

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[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Bruh sick as hell

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

It's radical

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Republicans have given much worse reactions to violence on democrats (on the level of making fun), at least one should have the balls to point out that this is a direct result of republican policies and Trump's hate speeches.

[–] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

ooo WA-Ah-AH-AH !

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Siiiiiiiick

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's sick! 😎

Or?

It's sick! 🤢

[–] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago

pretty sick indeed

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

One might even say 'gnar'

[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How sick was it from ollie to kick-flip?

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 months ago
[–] Altomes@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago
[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What a perfect comment to be interpreted in whichever way someone wants to interpret it.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

thatsthejoke.jpeg

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