No, you cannot be an honorary black, Dalia. Because this wise and sensible black person said so.
(Also, judging by that phrasing [especially using "black" as a noun], it really sounds like she wants to get away with saying a certain word.)
[especially using "black" as a noun], it really sounds like she wants to get away with saying a certain word.)
"my word pass!"
nooooooo you saw this 
EDIT: like can you just be normal
I knew a black guy who could shoot lightning from his eyes. He'd send me a picture of him doing it whenever I would run my mouth on the internet
Do you know his Twitter handle so this lady can follow it
I dont remember. He had like 8 accounts, or maybe he gave them all his picture or something
Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL PURPOSE!
GTAB
delete this before you kill any people on here man fuck
god i hope angel doesnt see this
edit: ah fuck
Whoa, that's a new emoji 
Oh shit, breathe Angel, breathe!!! We need an emergency cracker psychic damage response team for this kind of shit. God, my angloid brain is hurting like I'm getting SSRI withdrawal zaps.
SAVE THE ANGEL
"an honourary black" ah yes, reinventing the nazi concept of "honourary aryans" but wokely
Cubanos con Biden πΊπΈπ¨πΊπΏπ¦πΊπ¦
Gusano
"CAN I BE AN HONORARY BLACK?!?!!?? IVE AKSHUALLY STARTED FOLLOWING EVERY BLACK PERSON ON MY FEED..."
"black people" aren't a hivemind to project your paternalistic liberal fantasies onto for soying out at
What's the name for that trope, where a black character will be written into fiction for the sole purpose of helping the white protagonist (usually by acting as the author's mouthpiece)?
This woman seems to've melded her very being with it.
She was one of the people who made a movie like Green Book a box office hit in 2019
I liked Green Mile even if it reeks of that trope
Edit: lmao I read that entirely wrong. I read Green Mile and not Green Book. Yeah, Green Book was god awful.
Favorite movie is probably The Green Mile.
White liberals are so gross. Like I have no good analysis here, just ew what the fuck
Same, I tried to think of anything to say, and it's just... disgusting.
Saving throw vs. incoming damage [type: psychic] 
she thinks the N-word pass is real
I once sold one for $40
Honestly open a redbubble shop and sell n word passes and you'll rake in the chud money in no time
But hers is taking forever to process, even though she followed all the steps on the application!
I'm tired of Democratic apologists defending all their failed policies with the dead hand of the talented tenth.
Every single word in this screenshot is fucking ridiculous.
Image being black and thinking the dems care about your existence if you aren't making money for profit wars.
The election hasn't even happened yet and they're already running the dolchstosslegende. Wild.
I'm not even saying that I'm doing it right. But my whole thing is "ya I'm super white" and I get in front of the jokes by being the first to point out my bullshit. I will never in this lifetime pass for a non white person.
for treating black people like some org you can "donate" to rather than a literal group of people. like take your fetishes elsewhere
...though if only we had mystical qualities 
Can I be honorary black?
Can you not?
"Hey, wait, I want to be mystical and magical! I-"
oh 
the brainworms required to form this thought and send it out to the world
wait these people are still on X, the Everything App?
Omg you're the good kind of black
Holy shit.
Us damn cowardly backstabbers who refuse to condone genocide and WW3, the way libs are doing out of fear of orange man. Backstabbing is when you refuse to backstab the rest of humanity. Actually that part is true, from an imperial perspective: you can betray life and humanity, or you can betray liberalism.
They do this shit every election cycle. I remember in 2020 when someone who works in DNC circles said that they were freaking out about losing the black vote to Kanye West.
Get Out (2017)
"If you don't support me, you ain't black!" but correctly centered around the real protagonists: white women.
It's the dunk tank.
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