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what's baffling to me is everyone pretending like this is a new problem. dude was clearly going senile in the primary debates 4 years ago.

So what is the FUNNIEST outcome right now?

It used to be Biden winning the electoral vote but losing the popular vote.

Now I think it is Biden staying in to the last moment, then the party selecting Hillary Clinton as the Dem nominee and Hillary losing to Trump.

Everything since the debate has felt like it should be the straw that breaks the camel's back, but nothing fucking happens. Please just give us Kamala losing 45 states, it'd be so goddamn funny.

He just called Kamala "Vice President Trump".

This is the point when my Russiagate-poisoned parents lost all hope for him.

Edit: Now my mother is going to pray for him at Mass to see if that cures him.

i can't believe this is real, it's surreal, my man's brain is fermenting in real time

I’m pro-Biden now, we have to keep him in, it’s too much fun

Even funnier that he announced it as the President of Ukraine, Putin.

Maybe bidens a malkavian

literally me

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President Putin? You're gonna beat President Putin! President Zelensky... I'm so worried about beating Putin...

Introduced Putin ✅
Beat Medicare ✅

"Alright gang, now let's see who this "Zelensky" really is!"

Must be kinda galling to be living in Yemen or Syria, subject to harsh conditions at the behest of US power, and then look over and see that it's all at the fingertips of this utter clownshow.

lol this is likely gonna be the first time a republican wins the national popular vote since 2004 (or fairly since 1988)

Biden the multipolarity bro

And that was scripted Biden. He was reading from a teleprompter in a set-piece event, which has, for the most part, been a manageable task for the president. In about an hour, he will have to go off-script – answering questions from reporters in what is, even in the best of times, a chaotic setting.

It didn't stand out to me when I watched the video that he was reading from a teleprompter. How the fuck. I don't know if the other wrong names he has used were also in teleprompter speeches, but normally his mistake with those is just saying the cues out loud.

is now the President of that's what the agreement says LOUD AND CLEAR!

I can only imagine Putin laughing his ass off as he watched this live.

Libs are losing their minds and i am experiencing physical schadenfreude. Its tingly in my belly

doesn't foreign press have anyone with credentials in Stutterology to explain to them that critiquing biden is the same as defecting to Putin?

My god, the media are going to hammer him every day until the election and it's going to be a glorious trainwreck.

First libs were attacking the media. Now they are attacking individual reporters doing their jobs as best they can.

there's something jarring about a reporter reading a prepared question from a notepad while the entire press corps obsesses about Biden's extemporaneous speaking abilities

https://subium.com/profile/jamisonfoser.bsky.social/post/3kx27l4setf27

Jeff Tiedrich on Bluesky ~1h ago

dear media

for fuck's sake, don't waste everyone's time by asking Joe Biden if he feels he can do the job, or if he plans to drop out. you already know the answer. ask substantive questions about policy and see what kind of answers you get. that's how you'll really find out if Biden can still lead.

https://subium.com/profile/jefftiedrich.bsky.social/post/3kwzz554ry62f

Yo I gotta hand it to him, that's a way funnier bit than I'd have come up with regarding Ukraine. Fuck it, Zelensky is Putin now. Who's in charge of Ukraine? That Putin fellow. Not that one, the other one. You know the one.

A popular person on Bluesky said...

He corrected himself a second and a half later, but this was still pretty funny.

https://subium.com/profile/joshuajfriedman.com/post/3kwzz3ngzu622

There's more copium in that thread. Try to laugh it off, libs. His brain is dying in real time. And (within minutes?) - he'll be speaking off-script. Good luck to the Old Fuck - he's really, really gonna need it.