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Trade offer meme
I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don't know, bigotry and shit we don't want on Lemmy
You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt
Your credit card number + pin
You are welcome.
Can you draw me being happy? I cannot imagine it by myself
Cano being overwhelmed by billions of realities where they are happy even if they don't notice that.
Being happy for a depressed person is hard, and that realization made me love, kiss, slopy-style, the name IDLES gave to their most popular album: Joy as an act of Resistance. Idk your taste, but maybe these UK punks can make you feel seen at least.
Isn’t this The Scream?
That's a valid question. I'd come to it right after I figure out how these hands work. Our written history knows wars started for even less significant reasons, so I'm pretty pretty damn serious.
Reminds me of the reddit mascot...
I'm sorry man. You're the best. Don't give up.
A dumped nuclear reactor core in a wasteland next to a dead tree. And there's a goat standing on top of the reactor of course
Our Ma said we aren't allowed around these places.
It's so warm, it's welcoming. Why don't you step closer and touch it yourself?
(I'm not that clever to draw a reactor right)
It's beautiful.
a cool sword that’s definitely not a stick I found on my walk
That's a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It's magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.
A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat
Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?
Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece
A evil duck with a eye patch planning world domination
It's hard to pick the right ammo type to obliterate humans. It needs some testing on live targets.
Sounds like AI with extra steps.
What's that?
Extra steps.
отлично, очень хорошо
So better?
Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks
Building a city from LEGO wasn't a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I'm not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I'm jailed to these stupid simulations.
Self portrait
My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn't show up on the picture.
I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!
My prompt: The God of Lemmy
(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)
Draw how you are feeling. A self portrait of the soul.
Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.
Star fleet doesn't allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.
Worf: I can't undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.
Worf: As an acting officer, I'm limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet...
Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.
A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”
It's so fast I couldn't picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his 'Art of Race', you shall never give a goose a unicycle.
Draw a comicaly large spoon.
Nothing at 200x200 px can be comically large.
