this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

now you too can feel as though you're in a dining hall full of doppelgangers.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Holy shit! It looks like the actual room itself is a 9' x 9' box like a prison cell lol

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

Those mirrors wouldn't last a day before I stupidly walked into one and left my lip prints in the glass.

[–] cloudless@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should put mirrors on all sides including the ceiling, add some lasers and it will be epic.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure that's how you blind yourself. Or turn yourself into a hologram? I'm not sure, I'm not a physicist.

[–] Four_lights77@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

As someone who really dislikes eating in front of people, seeing myself eat makes me instantly nauseous.

[–] burntbutterbiscuits@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you own a restaurant and decorate with bed bath and beyond bankruptcy sale.

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It makes me think the used a box of cheap crayons for the color palette. Or maybe the person was really colorblind.

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 3 points 1 year ago

in isolation, some rooms looks good, but all together it feels childish somehow.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The infinite dining room.

[–] SlicingBot@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The bathroom with the hot tub appears to be carpeted...yikes.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It seems like it would actually be a nice place if you ripped out all the ancient carpets and like 75% of the tacky 70s cocaine dealer decor lol

[–] overzeetop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm so annoyed by the vacuuming patterns in the rug I'm not even worried about the mirrors.

[–] ExpensiveConstant@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Nah it's so you can see if your enemies are hiding anything

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago

I like the red kitchen, the blue bathroom and the round windows. The roofline is silly, but not the good kind. But od god... so many mirrors what is happening !?

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yikes! The whole house is eccentric. We get it you like circles! Too cluttered for me… my ADHD wouldn’t be able to just relax.. my eyes would be roving around constantly looking at all the clutter/colors.

The roof looks like shark fins kinda…🦈

[–] butterslaps@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

We get it you like circles!

The house was built in 1969. Circles were peak modernity back then!

I hatelove this house, you couldn't pay me a million dollars to live there but it is definitely achieving some kind of look....sort of like Flintstones porno set vibes.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Eat mushrooms maybe

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm imagining it's the same house as the picture that was posted a few days ago https://feddit.uk/post/1558126

[–] benjiman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This picture makes my head hurt