this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If you poke a little hole in it you can suck up the vapors with a straw and get high as giraffe pussy.

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, but do they matter?

[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Oh SatansMaggotyCumFart, your comments never disappoint.

[–] yu_cosmic@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can get high, but only once

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

High and wide

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago
[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Looks like your phone airbag activated probably tried to save it from fall damage

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

Why friendshaped if not friend?

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset

drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn't light my garbage men on fire.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 4 months ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Why do I kinda wanna eat it?

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Hot pocket!

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Can I at least sleep on it assuming it won't explode on my face?

Maybe it will explode on my face.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Any bigger, and that phone is going to float away.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah i think mine is starting to self fluff in this phone

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

The urge to pop it up…

[–] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago